So jokes
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.