Snack Food jokes

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

Blue Takis?