Slingshot jokes

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.