Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What's yellow, slimy and smells like bananas? Monkey puke
whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap
What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
What’s red,slimy,and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips