Sledge jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.