Silver Medal jokes
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.