Sidetrack jokes
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.