I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of sick fuck does that?
2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的 The first guy: what's 他妈的? The chinese fucking The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death
P1:What's the difference between a kid and a hooker? P2:I don't know P1:Wow you sick fuck!
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
