I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的 The first guy: what's 他妈的? The chinese fucking The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
