Shrapnel jokes
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Memes
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
