Shopping Center jokes
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.