Sexual Arousal jokes

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.