Sex Offense jokes

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.