Sex Appeal jokes
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?