Sex Appeal jokes

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Sex

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

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Sex

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Sex

    Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

    Sex

    Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

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  • Flower

    You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?