Sensory impairment jokes

There's a blind hooker in town.

She never sees anyone coming.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

A: So she can moan with the other.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.