Self-discipline jokes

MEd

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

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  • Memes

    Parent

    When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."

    Depression

    My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

    My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

    My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

    The songs: We understand you :)

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  • Community

    so it’s Tuesday and I decided today that I need to start standing on business and I know I say I can quit things whenever I want but I just don’t want to... well idk I feel like it’s lowkey an issue w this site (not the people obviously) but i wanna just have some self discipline and prove to myself that I can do what I say I will, regardless if it’s something I rlly enjoy. so I’m gonna leave the site. I’m done. thank you to my friends, I appreciate u guys.