Second-Hand Store Jokes

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

Answers; at a second hand store

Why did the one handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand store!