School shooting jokes jokes
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.