Scatology jokes

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Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.