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Scream

He scares me

The image shows a man painting on a canvas. The image contains four panels. The first panel shows him painting. There is text on top that says, "First, let's add some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas." The second panel shows him looking closely at the canvas. The third panel shows him adding more paint and the text says, "How about it? Do you feel the terror?" The fourth panel shows him painting again and the text says, "Let's add some sorrow-filled screams now." At the very bottom of the image, there is text that says, "I just found anti-Bob Ross."

Lightning

but i dont have a mom she can't help

The meme shows Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants looking scared. He's wearing a purple shirt that says "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". Above Patrick, the text reads "Me when I hear the lightning: nothing. Me when I see it:".

Shadow

A top-down view inside a toilet bowl. A small spider is visible on the right side of the bowl, just above the water line. In the water, there is a distinct shadow or reflection that is phallic-shaped. Overlay text reads: "Spider scared tf outa me (ignore shadow)".

Vr

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

Everybody

that is me rate me out of 10 I can prove everybody is pretty

A close-up selfie of a young woman with long blonde hair, wearing a blue and white plaid top. She has light eyes and coral-colored lips. The text overlay at the bottom says, "Didn't mean to scare y'all," followed by three red heart emojis.

Loneliness

A person's face is silhouetted in gray, with hands holding a heart in the center. The text says, "You're not alone. If you or someone you know is having a hard time, help is always available."

Cancer

Random post #4

A green leaf character looks shocked while holding a hand sanitizer bottle. Next to it, a pink flower character celebrates. A roll of toilet paper appears next to her. The text in the image reads, "When you're really scared you have coronavirus but you get tested and it's only cancer" and "Yes, I'm safe! High five!"

Car

The image shows two cars and the text "If your car doesn't scare you a little, it's not fast enough." The top picture shows a red sports car with smoke coming from the tires. The bottom picture shows a small red car on two wheels.

Professor

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight Meme

The meme shows a dark, shadowy figure from Hollow Knight declaring it doesn't fear anything, but in the last panel, the same figure admits that the small Hollow Knight in a blue vessel scares him. The text reads: "I fear no Beast, nor God. But that 'thing'... It scares me." The text "end_2048" is also present.

Memes

Me scaring the shit out
of an unsupervised
baby at Walmart
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Social Interaction

When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it

Two meerkats are hugging each other. The text says "When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it."

Tech

The image contrasts two items. On the left, a white VR headset is displayed with the description "-$3499", "Looks dumb", "Tech overlord worship", "Scaring the hoes", "Weird tanline", "Instantly outdated". On the right, a pile of white powder is displayed with the description "-$3200", "Oh he got money", "Elegant luxury", "Hoes delighted", "Culturally significant", "Timeless aesthetic".

Spain

A chat conversation with white text boxes on a light background. The first message is "Hi are these still selling? would you ship to Spain 🇪🇸 if I pay for ship?". The second one is "I don't do international shipping, I'm afraid". And the third "Afraid of what?" followed by "Do not be scared" with the username "@dallbajobrus" on the bottom right corner.

Rule

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Face

I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

A person with dark circles under the eyes and a wide, creepy smile. The text "MY FACE" is at the top of the image and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" is at the bottom. The image has a watermark "nursebuff.com".

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