Scare jokes
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?