Saratoga jokes
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Memes
No way they had it🥀🥀🥀
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.