Salt Shaker jokes

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Curry.