Rocket Launcher jokes

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"