Roadrunner jokes

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.