Ribbon Jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.