Rib tickler jokes

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

"Hee hee touched me."

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.