Rhetorical Device jokes

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!