Refill jokes

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.