Red Scare jokes

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.