Red River jokes
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
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Gotta go but I'll leave u with this: back in the early 1800s, a man named John Bell moved his family to an area in Tennessee called Red River, which is now known as Adams, Tennessee. After they had settled in the new home, some peculiar things started happening. The Bell family began hearing some bizarre noises, including dogs barking, chains rattling, rats chewing, and a woman whispering. Soon, that woman became kno… Read more