Red-green Color Blindness jokes
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!