Red-green Color Blindness jokes

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!