reality TV

reality TV jokes

Madness

    • Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

    John Cena

    • Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

    Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

    Mom: God!

    Son: What?

    Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

    Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

    Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

    John Cena: Hey, Mom.

    Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.