kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
