R.I.P jokes

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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"