Quantum Mechanics jokes

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"