Professional Wrestling jokes

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I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.