Principles office jokes
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Community talk
bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more