Principles office jokes

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.