Press Conference jokes
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Memes
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

