Power armor jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."