Porcupine jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.