Porcupine jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
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What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!