Political Theory jokes

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.