Poaceae jokes
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
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Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more