Plight jokes
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Memes
Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
