Pizza Pie jokes
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
