PH jokes
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
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Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."