Perants jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.