Perants jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.