Perants jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)