Stephen King jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Stephanie has a magic.

A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...