Stephen King jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!