Stephen King

Stephen King jokes

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Atm

  • I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

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    Stephen Hawking

  • The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Shark

  • If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • America

  • This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

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    9/11

  • Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

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  • Shark

  • If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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