Stephen King jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.