Stephen King jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.