Stephen King jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.