Stephen King jokes

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.