Penises jokes
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Three men are traveling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while, but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, they suddenly stumble across a tent, and inside are three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny, too, so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince, and these three women were his wives, so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says, "I'm a fireman."
The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!"
The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range."
The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!"
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Why do men have penises? They gotta shut women up somehow.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
penis balls cum <3
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
Community talk
Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more
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