Peein jokes

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

You're-a-peein'. European.

If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Euro-peein'.

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

Pee.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')