I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs ??? Rosa Parks Lol
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
